An "American" Martin

I love my Martin.  There is nothing I would (or could) change about him.  But if I were going to try and make him more "American" I would take the following steps:

Step 1: Dress him like an American

Step 2: Teach him some American drinking Games…including flip cup and the ice luge (compliments of the boar)

Step 3: Have him “grow” a mustache.

Step 4: Marry him!(Photos coming in 6 to 12 months!)