These past few months I have been
plagued by dizzy spells that come on out of nowhere and without warning, that last
a few days, and result in me being bedridden and/or puking in public. And after a few doctors’ appointments, we
still aren’t sure what is causing them. I
have learned a few things in the process though including:
- I have near-perfect hearing, despite what Martin might think or say
- Per the MRI I have a perfectly average brain, despite what I would like to believe (I was expecting "wow, this is the most impressive brain we have ever seen!)
- My heart rate is slower than average (per my doctor, I might have been a runner)
- My heart beat, as measured by the EKG is in line with what is expected (for having a runner’s heart)
- My hormones are not raging (so unfortunately I can’t blame the mood swings or shoe throwing on that)
- And on a whole, I completely healthy.
So as my tests continue, I wish
Dr. House from the TV show really did exist and would see me as a patient so I
can avoid losing my lunch while shopping on Fifth Avenue in NYC or while on the
beach at Chrissy Fields with Oskar and Martin.
If I am going to puke in public, I would prefer it to be the result of a
ridiculously fun night out the night before.
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